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May 23 2013

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via secret-blog-sauce)

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imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(Source: youwishangelfish, via simplexmunditiisamantor)

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Hearing voices no one else can hear is not a good sign, even in the wizarding world.

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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seasaltic:

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

image

THIS IS WHY I WANT TO GO TO AUSTRALIA.

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spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality, via seasaltic)

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internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

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nikkiperson: miniwinchester: mystolenthunder: #who let cas name things

nikkiperson:

miniwinchester:

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  • Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
  • Friend: no.

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hiddlestonhug:

OHMYGOD

(Source: catpissneverclean, via no-ducks-allowed)

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cristianoronfans: Always reblog

cristianoronfans:

Always reblog

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katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

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cumberbuddy:

benedict cumberbatch in deleted scene from star trek: into darkness [x]

H o l y s h i t That’s a bloody impressive chunk of Cumberbatch.

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harry potter and …

(Source: simplypotterheads, via metaphoricalrhetorical)